The Platonic Plague

One of my students confused platonic with bubonic - I was explaining that there is not going to be any romance in The Secret Garden and that at 10, Mary and Colin’s feelings are purely platonic. Her response, “Isn’t that a disease - the Platonic Plague or something?”

While it isn’t - she totally coined a new phrase! You can completely be cursed with the platonic plague. I love it! Plus, now there is no way my students will forget the meaning of platonic….or bubonic! :) 

thesassiestsamwinchester:

dadmau5:

my very favourite supernatural theory is that the only reason that all these bad things happen to the winchesters is because of all the mirrors they smashed back in season one

this is the only headcanon that matters

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

reblog if your name isn’t Hans.

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2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

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Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

What if someone named Hans reblogs this? I think the universe implodes.

I renamed everyone “Hans”

[universe implodes]

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

jcatgrl:

jcatgrl:

when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’

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friend, i like the way you think.

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

swsholmes:

My step-mom likes to dress up my little brother and sister and take them to Disneyland…

Oh my god I want to do this with my future precious disney angels

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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"I love Robin Thicke!"

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the possibilities are endless!

sherlocks-lullaby:

nadalada:

dobbyaliasbasy:

themadhatter-steacup:

ughbenedict:

being in sherlock fandom is like driving a car really fast and then going ‘oh my god is tHAT A WALL’

a wall?

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And thus the Holy trinity is complete.

hermionegrangers:

"My friends have always been the best of me"